Ruin a wish

This is my all time favorite forum game x) in it, you get to pretend you're a genie. you take the wish of the person above you and twist it around so it blows up in your face. Then you make your own wish, and obviously try to keep it from being twisted (note, it will ultimately fail)

I wish I was a unicorn.

((This is difficult...))
Make them into a unicorn then hire He who must not be named to come and eat them?

I wish I had a pet pikachu.

The pikachu cannot control his lightning and shocks him constantly.

I wish my house was made out of unmeltable chocolate that automatically regenerated if it was eaten.

I forgot to say the basic form for the ruining is "Granted, but..." and then however you ruin it.

Granted but the chocolate is poison.

I wish I lived in Canada.

Granted but they soon realize that Canada is a terrible place to live.
((no offense Canadians.))

haha, forgot my wish XD
um... I wished wizarding was real.

Granted but because of that He who must not be named and the death eaters are also here and they crucio you until you're crazy and then kill your family.

I wish I lived in an anime.

Granted but you become the lady in the first episode of death eater.

I wish there was world peace (ha beat that!)

Death eater?

You had no wish so there's nothing for me to ruin.

I wish I could switch lives with Ginny Weasley

Lol I meant soul eater! I was talking about death eaters with my mom.
I give up at this, I keep forgetting my own wishes.

Granted, but Ginny was cursed to live in a box when she was young so she never became a witch and never met Harry.

I wish that I had a time-turner.

Granted but it broke while you were in the past and you got stuck hiding from your double.

I wish my hot chocolate wasn't watery...

Granted but the hot chocolate is boiling so it burns your mouth up when you drink it.
I wish that facebook didn't exist.

Granted but there's an even worse social networking website that comes out and grows so no one in America can go anywhere else.

I wish I was a princess.

Granted but you are princess leah so you have to watch your planet explode.
I wish that fish tasted good.

Granted but then you eat too much and explode.

I wish I was the antagonist in a fantasy movie

Granted but you obviously get defeated and banished from wherever it takes place.

You didn't make a wish...

I wish I had my own little dashie! <3

Granted but she leaves for ponyville after a day and leaves you all alone forever.
I wish I had a year's supply of cascade ice.

Granted but it explodes.

I wish I were a witch

Granted but you are hanged for being a witch.
I wish I could have some soup.

Granted, but the soup is evil and eats you.

I wish Geography wasn't a required school subject.

Granted but a terrorist says he will kill you if you don't know all the countries in Africa.

I wish I had a time turner.

Granted, but when you travel, you accidentally kill your past self causing you to cease to exist and messing up time.

I wish I had an ipad.

Granted, but it won't stick to your face.

(Get it? iPad? Eye pad? Nevermind..... )

I wish I didn't have to sleep

Granted, but then you can't dream.

I wish I could go on a cruise.