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Polaris Beast
Posts : 47 Join date : 2012-02-09
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:07 pm | |
| Granted, but you get attacked by the KRAKEN! (I love that thing....)
I wish I could play Wind Waker right now. | |
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Rjorgie97 Admin
Posts : 123 Join date : 2012-02-09 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:43 pm | |
| Granted, but it connects to all of your other Zelda data, crashes, and erases all of it.
I wish I knew everything. | |
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zcam2 Baron
Posts : 170 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 27 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:30 am | |
| Granted but your brain explodes because of data overload. That reminds me of Indiana Jones and the cyrstal skull I wish I owned French Polynesia. | |
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Polaris Beast
Posts : 47 Join date : 2012-02-09
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:40 pm | |
| Granted, but in Soviet Russia, French Polynesia owns you. I wish I could drink another Pepsi and not regret it | |
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zcam2 Baron
Posts : 170 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 27 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:15 pm | |
| granted but, a group of starving (and thirsty) children appear and demand the pepsi.
I wish that I could change size at will. | |
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Tanix Baron
Posts : 162 Join date : 2012-02-16 Age : 27 Location : Raxacoricofallapatorius
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:14 am | |
| Granted but you shrink to a very small size and get eaten by ladybugs. I wish global warming didn't exist. | |
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zcam2 Baron
Posts : 170 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 27 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:58 am | |
| granted but without global warming, the earth's tempature falls to -300 degrees
I wish I had a pet dragon. | |
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Rjorgie97 Admin
Posts : 123 Join date : 2012-02-09 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:08 am | |
| Granted, but it destroys everything that you care about.
I wish I had telekinesis. | |
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Tanix Baron
Posts : 162 Join date : 2012-02-16 Age : 27 Location : Raxacoricofallapatorius
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:49 pm | |
| Granted but you can't control it so you mess everything up.
I wish I had unlimited mints. | |
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Polaris Beast
Posts : 47 Join date : 2012-02-09
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:26 pm | |
| Granted but your tastebuds get used to the flavor and they stop being good.
I wish Merce Cunningham was still alive | |
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Tanix Baron
Posts : 162 Join date : 2012-02-16 Age : 27 Location : Raxacoricofallapatorius
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:30 pm | |
| Granted, but he makes everyone dance until they die.
I wish I had more food in my fridge. | |
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Polaris Beast
Posts : 47 Join date : 2012-02-09
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:24 pm | |
| Granted, but it was all SPAM
I wish I could free dive. | |
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Tanix Baron
Posts : 162 Join date : 2012-02-16 Age : 27 Location : Raxacoricofallapatorius
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:22 pm | |
| ((I actually kinda like spam...)) Granted but you drown.
I wish I could punch everyone I hate in the face, just for one day. | |
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zcam2 Baron
Posts : 170 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 27 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:16 pm | |
| granted but, the next day you are arrested
I wish I could sing higher than a human can hear. (bass, tenor, alto, soprano, sopranimisimo... oh yes, it should be real) | |
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Tanix Baron
Posts : 162 Join date : 2012-02-16 Age : 27 Location : Raxacoricofallapatorius
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:07 pm | |
| Granted but it makes dogs angry at you.
I wish that I could live in the u.k. | |
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zcam2 Baron
Posts : 170 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 27 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:47 pm | |
| Granted but the French take over U.K
I wish I had a pie. | |
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Tanix Baron
Posts : 162 Join date : 2012-02-16 Age : 27 Location : Raxacoricofallapatorius
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:14 pm | |
| Granted but you eat a ton of pie and get really chubby. (like a bunny.)
I wish that I had a thestral. (like in HP) | |
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zcam2 Baron
Posts : 170 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 27 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:39 pm | |
| I don't think anyone knows what that is so no one is posting. I want to start this back up so
I wish could see ultra-violet.
(It's like purple, except better) | |
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Polaris Beast
Posts : 47 Join date : 2012-02-09
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:09 pm | |
| Granted, but because Ultra-violet is damaging, your eyes sizzle out like melted marshmallows. *evil laugh*
I wish I could play Starfox instead of pretending to do homework | |
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Tanix Baron
Posts : 162 Join date : 2012-02-16 Age : 27 Location : Raxacoricofallapatorius
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:15 pm | |
| Granted but you play until you keel over and die.
I wish August would hurry up and get here. (as in the month.) | |
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zcam2 Baron
Posts : 170 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 27 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:29 pm | |
| Granted but the world starves because there was no harvest
I wish that I had the Final Fantasy xiii soundtrack. | |
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Tanix Baron
Posts : 162 Join date : 2012-02-16 Age : 27 Location : Raxacoricofallapatorius
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:33 pm | |
| Granted but the volume becomes so high that it makes you deaf.
I wish that the alcove existed (I don't feel like explaining it but It's kinda like a diminesional portal.)
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zcam2 Baron
Posts : 170 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 27 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:03 pm | |
| Granted but you don't survive going through it
I wish I was a ranger. (Like in Ranger's Apprentice) | |
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Tanix Baron
Posts : 162 Join date : 2012-02-16 Age : 27 Location : Raxacoricofallapatorius
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:43 pm | |
| Granted but you take an arrow to the knee so you can't do anything anymore. (I don't know.)
I wish I could trip people with my mind.
(Dear Cameron, A Thestral is one of the weird skeleton things with wings in Harry Potter.) | |
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zcam2 Baron
Posts : 170 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 27 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Ruin a wish Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:29 am | |
| (Dear Grace, my name is spelled Camron. Just saying)
Granted but you accidently trip yourself.
I wish I could do magic. | |
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