Ruin a wish

((Sorry Camron, at least I know how to spell it now ^ ^))
Granted but you blow stuff up because you can't control it.

I wish that Justin Bieber never became famous.

Granted but you are soon overwhelmed by grateful boys

I wish could ride a cow.

Granted but you fall off and break your arm.

I wish monopoly money was real money.

Granted but, the U.S dollar loses vaule and your parent go broke.

I wish I didn't have to write with creepy smiles staring at me. (Look to the left)

Granted but you get thirty annoying kids around you instead.

I wish everyone would be bronies!

Granted but everyone would be sad and would want to hurt you.

I wish that I had the system were you talk and it types for you.

Granted but it types thing that you didn't actually say.
I wish lightsabers were real and only I could make them.

Granted, but you drop it on your foot.
I wish I was omnipotent.

Granted but no one likes you and they overthrow you.

I wish I could eat as much as I want and not get fat.

(I'm omnipotent. They can't overthrow me. I would just destroy them.)
Granted, but instead of the calories turning into fat, they build up and you get boiled alive.
I wish you could share your dreams with people.

Granted, but you accidentally share and embarrassing dream.
I wish I could change people's appearances.

Granted, but everyone hates you cause you're making them ugly.
I wish I had a chocolate cream pie.

I can't really think of a downside to that so good luck.

OI No double, or more, posting!

Granted but the choco cream pie makes you fat.

I wish school would get out three months early.

Granted, but you don't get into a good college cause you don't learn enough and it messes up your whole future.
I wish I could have the book I want right now.

Ryan, double posting is stupid.

Ryan, double posting is stupid.

Ryan, double posting is stupid.

See how annoying that is.

Secoundly, Granted but, the gives you horrible dreams for the rest of your life because its so bad.

I wish that Ryan would stop caring who has the most posts.

Granted, but he still has more posts than Camron! Muahahaha
I wish that the Portal didn't mark the top posters. (I could remove it but I would prefer some agreement first.)

Granted but some people get annoyed (I could care less about the post ranking so you can take it off if you want)

I wish that I had an infinite energy cyrstal.

Granted, but you lose it and your enemy finds it.
I wish I had more chocolate cream pie that was non-fat. Ha!

Granted but I come and eat it all.

I wish that I had more time to post stuff on Future Earth.

Granted but you never shower and live your whole life forever alone.

I wish I could meet the REAL santa.

Granted but you never shower and live your whole life forever alone.

I wish I could meet the REAL santa.

hehe more double posting. (I suppose its ok for you since this is your first time but really guy? we are better than that.)

Granted but santa thinks your a bad kid

I wish I didn't have to make up work after a school activity